1.By buying
MacBooks you are supporting exploitation of Chinese children who work
in the factories producing Apple equipment. Yes, by purchasing
products produced in China you also support the workers but guess who
gets most of your money – that guy listed on Wikipedia as one of
the richest people on Earth. The rich get richer on the back of poor
people. Unfortunately this is true for pretty much everything you
buy.
2.MacBooks
are overpriced and you can get a laptop with similar characteristics
for less money and later take a girl on a very, very expensive date.
Well, no wonder most Apple users are gay – they just can't afford
to take a girl out.
3.Apple
users are snobs and zombies. By buying products produced by Apple you
immediately join the club.
4.MacOS X
sucks. It's made for brainwashed and ignorant people. If you think
Windows was stolen by Bill Gates you are right. He stole from Steve
Jobs who stole it from XEROX. Yeah, suck it and go eat an apple.
Stupid monkeys.
5.Having a
MacBook does not make your dick grow larger.
6.Why would
you buy a MacBook when you can steal one from the rich kid next door?
7.When Jesus
was born there were no MacBooks. He was still the best. Be like him.
8.MacBooks
can't rub your balls, yet.
9.Apple is
like Nike – meant for stupid materialistic people who can't think
for themselves.
10.The
MacBook reminds you of Big Macs. Big Macs make you fat. Therefor, you
get fat by buying a MacBook.
11.The
software for MacBook is too expensive. That sucks. Therefor MacBook
sucks.
