Christmas is almost here and the gift shops are overloaded. People
are hungry for presents or at least they try really hard to look like they are. Question is how do you make the right purchase?
One of the common ways to come up with an idea is to investigate the
hobbies of your target and buy him or her something related to that
particular activity.
Today IronGangsta.com will present you different ideas for Christmas gifts targeted at the fitness and bodybuilding crowd. It gets pretty funny
in a moment! Stay with me!
1. Mirror
Bodybuilding
is a great activity for narcissistic people, they say. One of the things that
absolutely every fitness enthusiast does is looking for muscle gains
and fat loss in the mirror on regular basis. For that reason a thoughtful gifts would be a funny mirror that makes him or her look fat, skinny,
short, tall or just crazy. Get ready to protect yourself!
Bodybuilders don't like similar jokes even
if they laugh along with you!
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| Where are my gains? |
2.Trip To Viagra Falls
Bodybuilders
and fitness models are known for abusing anabolic steroids. One of
the side effects is decrease of natural testosterone production. Many
males experience problems with their erection when they are not
cycling muscle building drugs. This is why a trip to Viagra Falls can
sometimes save the day.
3. Condometric
Bodybuilders
are measuring freaks. They just want to know the length of everything
from the size of their arm to the size of their gluteus maximus.
This is where the condometric comes to save the day.
Condometric
is a special condom which provides vital information for every
bodybuilder – the size of the penis in erection.
Note: The condometric uses the metric system which means that you will need a converter in order to find your size in inches.
4. Trip to the madhouse
When you
are a bodybuilder it's pretty easy to get crazy. You have to inject a
lot of steroids, eat six meals a day, train...etc. All of that can
make you crazy. Don't be surprised if you receive a trip to the
madhouse as a gift. After all you deserve it since you work pretty hard for it everyday.
5. How
To Pass The
Polygraph
Test
For
Dummies
Natural bodybuilder would really benefit from reading the book: How
To Pass The Polygraph Test For Dummies.You need to educate
yourself on that subject if you want to be a true a true “natural”
bodybuilder. Get your copy today!
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| Don't let this happen to you! |
6.
Toilet paper holder
Strength
athletes like to eat a lot. Many claim that eating like a champion
will make you one. One of the sides effect that comes with consuming so much food are
the frequent visits to the rest room. If your boyfriend or girlfriend
is currently “bulking” make sure to buy her or him a cool toilet
paper holder. It's not confirmed with certainty but there are rumors
of special discount for people who follow Mark
Rippetoe's muscle building diet known as GOMAD. Go for it! The
results are amazing as you can see here!
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| If you pay extra the manufacturer can provide custom toilet paper holder with bodybuilding physique! |
7.
Spelling Dictionary
According
to an extended research made by IronGangsta.com many bodybuilding
enthusiasts are having really hard time spelling basic words such as:
admire, steroids, brother, you, jealous, faggot, serious...etc. For
that reason a spelling dictionary seems to be a useful gift. Knowledge is power.
8.
Borat mankini
Bodybuilders love their posing trunks. If it was possible they
would most likely wear their posing outfit them everywhere they go. Unfortunately the
popular posing trunks are often mistaken for regular g-stings and
wearing them in public seems to cause a lot of problems. There is a
solution.
The modern borat mankini are an updated version of the classic posing trunks. This is a great gift for a bodybuilder who wants to show his physique everywhere while also having slick and sexy looking outfit.
9. Webcam
Bodybuilders
like to use webcams in order to show their physique to people around the
globe. Sometimes you even get paid for doing so. Fitness lovers find that cool. A
new and sexy webcam is a great addition to the arsenal of every
bodybuilder. Many have become Internet sensations and millionaires
for giving bodybuilding advice on the Internet. All you need to start
is a webcam. Buy yours today!
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| Make sure your pencil is sharp before recording webcam shows! |
10.
Flair Hair Visor
Unfortunately
many bodybuilders are bald. Some say it's a common side effect that
comes with steroid usage. While there is no effective cure for
baldness every bald bodybuilder could benefit from a modem looking
flair hair visor. The cool thing about that particular product is
that you don't have to be bald in order to use it! Get it for a
friend or yourself! No time for hesitation! The sexy look you always wanted is just around the corner!
Would you rather give these gifts or receive them?