Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts

Sunday, February 9, 2014

The Wolf of Wall Street – Stupid Movie For Stupid People


If you like this movie you are probably a dumb fuck. Scratch that. If you like this movie you are most definitely a dumb fuck. But you like being one, don't you? You want to be one of those low grade creatures who make the money and screw everybody else. You want that lifestyle. You want to be the wolf killing the sheep. You want to be a B-A-D motherfucker slicing throats, don't ya?

The system not only knows that's you want it – the system wants you to want it. It's like a trick where the magician hides a coin in one hand and you have to guess where the coin is. What you don't know is that there are two coins in each hand and when you make your choice the coin in that hand is hidden while the coin in other one is shown. You are destined to lose since the beginning. Control at its best, motherfuckers! They tell you what you want and then give it to you {hard} while leaving you with the idea that you've made a conscious choice. You didn't.


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It's not a surprise that many wannabes would appreciate a movie where the main character spends a whole lot of time fucking whores. It's the porn addict in you talking. He wants more and no matter how many seasons of “How I Fucked Your Mother Real Hard” you've watched there is always an option for additional brain damage to be done. Those brain cells are really persistent little fuckers and they just can't die. They should be killed as soon as possible and this is why little kids should be watching movies like The Wolf Of Wall Street since the age of three. No, that's too late. Kids should be watching movies like that while they are in the belly of their mother. No, that's still too late. Kids should be watching movies like that when they are nothing more than a drop of sperm about to hit the jackpot. It's still not optimal but it's a good starting point and your kid will still have a chance to go to another stupid college in order to be deprived of critical thinking. You should be proud of your child's accomplishment. The work was well worth it. Another brain dead brick was produced.

The Wolf Of Wall Street maybe be based on a “true” story but we all know how everything we are told is supposed to be t-r-u-e and yet nothing is. The movie presents life like an ad – the surface is shiny and the models on the front covers are attractive but the heart is evil. They not only want to steal your soul – they want you to pay them while they are taking it away. That's what happens when you buy tickets for stupid movies like this one. Damn, now that I think about it they've been doing this to me too. And they promised not too. My mother was right – never listen to women that speak with their tits. The delivery always disappoints in the long run.

Since you are probably wondering I will tell you. You are not a wolf. The wolves cannot be seen – they are smart and hide in sheep's clothes. While we are paying billions to watch low grade productions like the Wolf Of Wall Street they are laughing while ruling over the world. Do you still like it? I bet you do.
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Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Violence in Movies


Damn, don't you just love violence? Don't you just love seeing the heads of people explode into pieces, especially when they are the bad guys that want to take the iPhone of your son? Damn, I love that shit. It makes me so horny, I feel like fucking a rifle. In fact I would be fucking one if I wasn't writing that article. If you are like me, a rifle fucker, and you get turn on by violence in movies I have prepared something for you - a collection of violent images taken from the movies that we love so much.

Sarcastic much?

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Just think about how much money was spend on that crap.
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Who Are The Bad Guys?


Every single movie can be summarized in a few words - something gets fucked up and the good guy fixes it by fighting against the bad guys. But who are the bad guys? Who are they? Well, the bad guys are chosen by the creators of the movie. It could be anything they want - a squirrel, GodZilla, a mouse or simply a dick. Everything under the proper light could be seen as bad. Motherfuckers are taking advantage of that all the time and of course they are not doing it for your good.

Since forever Hollywood movies have been using Russians as the bad guys. Damn, in every film the bad characters are called Ivan, Igor, Dmitry or Boris and talk like they have smoked almost all the cigarettes in town. Damn. It gets boring. It's pretty obvious that all of this is due to the so called Cold War between the U.S. and Russia. I thought it ended a long time ago but just yesterday I watched a few minutes of the new Die Hard movie - the place where action happens is still Russia. Hollywood, aren't you tired? Well, I guess if it's not broken there is no need to fix it.

All of this brings me to the question what is “right” and “wrong”? What about war? Who decides who has a point and who doesn't? As the old saying goes: “Winners are not judged.” It seams that even today the end goal justifies the means. It was stupid back in the day and it is still stupid today. If my end goal is to fuck your mother does it justify the mean? Does it make me bad or good? I guess it makes me pretty bad in your eyes. Humans have a genetically built-in understanding of right and wrong but it can be manipulated through all kinds of way. Religion is a good example. After all there are billions out there who are convinced that by giving money to the pope they will go to heaven where there will be bitches with big tits all over the place and respectively males with huge cocks and biceps for the girls. Of course those heaven fuckers will not need Viagra because they are divine creatures who are famous for being sexual monsters. Well, sorry but you can't have it your way. No, bitches and sexual slaves in heaven. Look somewhere else for that kind of experience.

Everybody knows that Al Pacino movie – Scarface. Well, who was Scarface – a dumb fuck who was able to build a drug empire. Do you know what drugs are? Yet, there are people all over the world wearing T-shirts with the face of that jack-off. Nice to see that you are paying tribute to a drug kingpin. Mom should be really proud of you.

This only goes to illustrate my point that bad is what we want it to be. The idea of bad behaves a lot like water – shapeless. If for example I wanted Vitamin C to be bad I would achieve it through the following actions. First I would change its brand name from Vitamin C to its real name – L-ascorbic acid in order to force people to associate it with acid. Who the fuck likes acid? It fucked up Spider-man and Batman. You can not possibly like it. Second, I will make movies where teenagers get wasted by ingesting mass amounts of L-ascorbic acid. I will fucking make it look like ecstasy or something. Who would approve an acid that makes people crazy and damages the youth? My work will be done. Hollywood are you reading this? Waiting for e-mails. I will write the script in a week.

Don't get me wrong! I am not pro bad guys. There are truly a lot of bad guys out there. Problem is we've never seen the faces of those fuckers and even if we did we can't recognize them -they are smart and hide behind masks. But if you see them before me please make you sure they say "Hello!" to your little friend.
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Monday, January 20, 2014

Bodybuilders In Movies: Steve Reeves (25 Photos)


IronGangsta.com presents 25 photos of the classic bodybuilder Steve Reeves who to this day is considered the ideal when it comes to male bodies. The photos are all part of Reeves movie roles in various projects. 

While there are sources pointing that steroids were available at the time {testosterone is used since 1933 or so} it's obvious that Mr. Steve Reeves is not a walking pharmacy compared to modern bodybuilding gorillas who spend millions on steroids and growth hormone over their careers. Enjoy the photos and thanks for the support. For more on the history of bodybuilding click here.

Image credit: http://dtxmcclain.tumblr.com/  | Sylvia Koscina and Steve Reeves, Hercules Unchained {1959}
Image credit: http://dtxmcclain.tumblr.com/  | Sylvia Koscina and Steve Reeves, Hercules Unchained {1959}
Image credit:http://media.paperblog.fr/  | Sylvia Koscina and Steve Reeves, Hercules Unchained {1959}
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Image credit: http://www.pinterest.com/daveriske/ | Steve Reeves, Hercules Unchained {1959}
Image credit: http://www.pinterest.com/daveriske/ | Steve Reeves, Hercules Unchained {1959}
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Image credit: http://starletshowcase.blogspot.com/  | Sylvia Koscina and Steve Reeves, Hercules Unchained {1959}
Image credit: http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/ | Steve Reeves wrestling with Primo Carnera , Hercules Unchained {1959}
Image credit: http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/ | Steve Reeves, Hercules Unchained {1959}
Image credit: http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/ | Sylvia Koscina &Steve Reeves, Hercules Unchained {1959}
Image credit: http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/ | Debbie Reynolds &Steve Reeves, Athena {1954}

Image credit: http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/ | Debbie Reynolds, Dick Dubois &Steve Reeves, Athena {1954}
Image credit: http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/ | Debbie Reynolds, Jane Powell & Steve Reeves, Athena {1954}
Image credit: http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/ | Steve Reeves, Burns and Allen {1952}
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Image credit: http://www.ebay.com/ Steve Reeves, Duel Of The Titans {1961}
Image credit: http://www.ebay.com/ Steve Reeves, Duel Of The Titans {1961}
Image credit: http://www.ebay.com/ Steve Reeves, Duel Of The Titans {1961}
Image credit: http://www.gettyimages.com/  | Virna Lisi And Steve Reeves In 'Duel Of The Titans' {1961}
Image credit: http://www.angelfire.com/ | Gordon Scott and the late Steve Reeves in Duel of the Titans {1961} 
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Autographed Photo of Steve Reeves in his 1961 film - "Duel of the Titans"
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