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After
acquiring the necessary equipment for taking distance photos at night
Califronia Muscle and Johnny had to find the perfect place to hide
and wait for Antonio Montana to make a deal. There were not that many
buildings around Crap Is Golden Gym suitable for that job and some
kind of improvisation needed to be done. Dressed in their new
disguises Cali and Little J were examining the area from all
perspectives. Johnny was about to say 'Fuck it. I give up.' before
seeing something interesting.
'Look,
Tazan's Treehouse!', said Little J and pointed towards some kind of a
tree house over the river.
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'That's
nice. Let's see if there is anybody in it.', said California Muscle
and removed his hat.
The
tree house seemed like the place where teenagers went to smoke weed
and pretended they had more brain cells than they actually had. The
smell of marijuana was so strong that California Muscle and Little J
were able to feel it when they started climbing.
The
tree tower even had windows and none of them were broken which was a
sign that the place was maintained on regular basis. California
Muscle and Little J slowly approached the entrance when Cali
whispered: 'Watch out! and made Little J lay down. 'There's somebody
there', added California Muscle. Little J was the one who had to look
up the window in order to see what's going on because California
Muscle had crazy “afro” and putting on his hat required serious
time. His hair was just full blown:
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Even
though Little J was scared, what happened over the last couple of
days gave him more than a few chances to surprise
himself. He moved to the left a little bit and looked through the
corner of the window. What he saw that day could never be unseen.
Never. It was a little something like this:
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'There
are some nuns getting wasted.', reported Little J and placed his hand
on the heart as a sign that he
was telling the truth. It was not enough for California Muscle and
despite the risk of being seen he also looked through the window –
Little J was telling the truth. The world was going crazy.
'We
have to make the bitches go away! We need that tree house!', said
California Muscle. Little J had a brilliant idea.
'Go
down and start shaking the tree.', said Little J and pointed towards
the ladder.
'What?
Are you crazy?' replied California Muscle and did a crazy face
himself.
'Trust
me. I know what I am doing.', said Little J. California Muscle
decided to ignore his inner feeling and decided to follow the plan of
Johnny. Once he was at the base of the tree the muscular man started
shaking it with his powerful arms. At the same time Little J was
looking through the corner of the window. At some point the movement
of the tree started to get more noticeable and the nuns started
talking: 'What is going on? Is this an earthquake.' At about that
point Little J placed his hands in front of his mouth and started
screaming with somewhat sophisticated pronunciation:
'Jesus
is watching! Jesus knows. He will punish you for your sins!
The
nuns though it was the weed talking and started screaming. The sounds
were awful and resembled a pig horn or something. After a few minutes
the women were exiting the house one by one. They were so affected
that on the way out they did not even see Little J. This is how the
power duo finally had the perfect place to take the photos they
needed so desperately.