1.Yes, brah. I lift and I am also in love with myself. You miring?
{shows biceps}
2.Yeah, brah. We lift things and we put them down. {lifts a pencil
and puts it down}
3.Yeah, brah. I always use the elevator. {hates the stairs}
4.No. I have a life, brah, and I am not narcissistic. {actually lifts
but feels too small to admit it}
5.No, brah. Lifting is like masturbation – I like the real thing.
{masturbates a lot}
6.Why would I lift? You die anyway. {still lifts hoping to look good
at 70 years of age}
7.No. Girls don't care about muscle. They only love money. {correct,
but still lifts because there is no money in the bank}
8.No. Only people with small dicks lift. I don't need it. {has a
small dick and does push-ups}
9.No. I don't like steroids. {actually lifts and buys every
supplement under the Sun}
10.Yes, I want to be like Layne Norton. {masturbates to a picture of
Layne Norton}.
11.Yes. I squatted 405lbs yesterday. { fat fuck who weights 250 lbs }
12.Yes, I want to be like Mark Rippetoe. {fat fuck who wants to stay
fat forever}
13.No, that's for rich people. {does pull-ups on the monkey bars and
spends USD 500 on gas}
14.No, I don't have time for it. {plays 5 different video games a
day}
15.No, God does not want me to. {prays to the image of Buddha}
16.No, my girlfriend says I look perfect without lifting. {girlfriend
cheats all day every day}
17.No, people in the gym are very stupid. {goes to McDonalds's
instead}
18.No, what's the point – when you stop muscle turns into fat.
{brain dead}
19.Yes, yesterday I bought the latest supplements from T-Nation.
{brain dead}
20.No, it's boring. {reads comic books}
21.Yes, it's so cool. {reads comic boos between sets}
22.No, I am not insecure. {trains karate}
23.Yes, I want to become a sex God and kettlebell swings help with
that. {has sex only on birthdays, not his}
24.No, I don't care how I look naked. {looks in the mirror before a
shower}
25.Yes, but I do it for health reason. {posts pictures on Facebook}
