Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Sunday, February 9, 2014

10 Proofs Employees Are Slaves


1.The boss takes credit for a large percentage of your work, if not all.

Whether you realize it or not your boss is stealing from you. M-O-N-E-Y. In fact, here's a great quote by Charles Bukowski:

How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? ” ― Charles Bukowski

2.You take orders from fake authorities.

A sure sign that someone is treated as a slave is when orders are being imposed on him/her and obedience is expected. There is no real authority on this Earth besides the law of nature itself. All else is man made game and ultimately serves solely egoistical pursuits meant to satisfy greedy evil pieces of shits. Simple.

3.You are being treated as an object.

Employers always treat their workers as objects. The motto is: “There are no irreplaceable people.” Your life is worth nothing to your employers. They probably love the printer more than you because at least it has warranty. Humans don't.

4.You opinion is unimportant.

Nobody at works cares about your opinion. It's all for the best if what you think falls in lines with what the micro-wave thinks – nothing. Creative thinking? Not even once.

Give me my money and keep your mouth shut. You waste of flash.”, is thinking every employer on this planet.

5.You are being watched.

Big Brother is watching you. All the time. Even in the toilet you are being watched. There are companies that monitor the length of the bathroom breaks and your salary is being reduced if your toilet adventures exceed a certain limit. Rights? That's only in the movies.


6.Sexual harassment on the work place.

News flash: your boss wants to roll over your skirt and fuck you hard and deep. He wants to squeeze those tits and make them bounce. Of course the classic secretary blowjob is a must as well.

P.S. Don't think that if you are a man you are safe. There are more gay CEOs than straight ones. One of your options is to get really fat and unattractive but even then you may not be safe.

7.You are being paid fake money.

Money is fake. It's printed by the Federal Reserve and is not worth shit. It's a scam based on debt. In order for money to exist in the real world there must be debt. No debt, no money. Debt=slavery.

8.You can be fired at any time without explanation.

When you start asking questions at work your chances to join the unemployed population increases by about 87.678%. That number is calculated by a calculator so don't complain that it is not aesthetically pleasing.

9.Talking and expression of oneself is not tolerated.

Employees are usually not allowed to talk, laugh and share opinions. They are expected to follow orders, keep their mouth shuts, the hearts suppressed and enjoy the occasional screaming of their supervisor. Some of you will say: “It's nothing like that where I work.” If that's the case consider yourself lucky and try going to work naked next time – see how they will like that you fat motherfucker.

10.You know nothing about the ultimate goal of the company.

Employees are being kept in the dark – from the cleaner to the branch manager. It's the CEO and the Board of directors who decide the direction the company. Whether you lose your job or not is considered an unimportant subject. Whether you die or not is even less important but it's preferable that you don't die on company land. You are making the landscape look ugly and hurting the value of the shares. Please, be a good employee and just don't do it.


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Monday, February 3, 2014

The Magic Power Of The Nipple


Since a very early age humans are exposed to the power of the nipple whether they realize it or not. When we are kids the nipple feeds us and after we grow up we obey to the nipple. The female nipple is a very important symbol in modern society. In fact, its meaning is much deeper that some tend to think. I call people like that – the nipple underraters. Never underrate the nipple just because you don't get it. It's deeper than you and me.

Showing a nipple slip is the first step to becoming famous – there are a lot of female celebrities proving my point. But why? Why does someone get so much attention when her nipple slips? Is this the first time people see a nipple?

No, the reason why nipple slips are so successful at producing brain dead celebrities, whose self-worth is measured by the number of malls they have visited, is hidden in the fact that humans consider television the source of all that is worth having or being. Everyone who is on the TV must be really special. Therefor the nipple of that person must be quite special too. That's why it represents such a sight. “Oh, did you see the nipple of Jennifer Lopez?” Well, yeah I did see it – it looks like a regular nipple to me. Shut the fuck up Doug.

The main problem lies in the fact that television and mass media make people feel like worthless pieces of garbage without an exciting life. We've been brainwashed by mainstream movies so hard that we can't even think straight anymore without associating ourselves with a movie character. Who wants to be Batman? ME! ME! ME! ME! Therefor when the nipple of a celebrity presents itself in naked form it usually undergoes massive discussion and analysis. I actually feel bad for that nipple that sometimes I want to suck it to calm it down. After all, so much attention can be stressful to such a fragile micro organism.




We live in a world full of paradoxes and lack of logic. A nipple slip is a controversial topic but at the same time many people are frustrated to find Egypt on a map. The important stuff has lost the battle against superficial. Don't get me wrong superficial has its place but it sometimes has to make space for other things. Things like that prove that people have forgotten to think and rely strictly on following the program while also blindly believing that “the man” will show them the right path. It ain't gonna happen! Giving up on your right to think is like giving your life to somebody else. Unfortunately, there are plenty of buyers aspiring to take it away and you are all falling for the cheap selling tricks of “the man”.

Nipples could also be considered part of evolution. Think for a second – nipples slips are filters for dumb fucks who are kept busy for hours by things from that nature. Those dumb fucks naturally form the bottom of pie while the not so dumb fucks are on top.


Where do you want to be – bottom or top?
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Wednesday, September 4, 2013

CrossFit - Sex And Money Is All That Matters


I've been training for a long time now although I had some large pauses in my training "career" due to mainly low motivation. I've tried all kinds of training but one thing I never did was CrossFit. 

To me Crossfit is the perfect way to make yourself vomit and feel like you worked really hard while in reality it's not as it seems. Yes, Crossfit complexes are hard as hell but in the end of the day anything can make you tired till the point of vomiting - try this - masturbate 10 times a day while alternating both hands in order to develop symmetrical arms. I bet you will feel tired. 

Does this mean you worked hard ? Kinda. But did it get you anywhere ? Je ne pense pas...I am also pretty sure your dick will be swollen in the morning. (not 100% sure)

My point ? Being tired has nothing to do with progress. 

Imagine that you are a working bee (check the link to see what I mean) and you are working 3 hours overtime each day. Where does that get you ? It really depends on the situation and mainly the company you are working for. If you work in a company where actual growth is impossible killing yourself for the sake of killing yourself is stupid. On the other hand if you see opportunities in front of you it makes sense to actually get your stuff together and work hard in order to reach the next level. 

To me crossfit is like working for a company where there is not option for actual growth and career development. 

There is too much accent on making vomit so that you can post pictures of you on Facebook.
Six pack - not so hot on girls
Who made more progress the person who worked on getting his/her pull-ups up by 20% or the person who did 50 different exercises and puked ? Well, I would rather be the first person unless of course I have good company to do the first option with. Otherwise I have better things to do.

Another "cool" thing about Crossfit is the phenomenal form used by the athletes.



I doubt things will change because Xfit seems to be making a lot of people very reach. Even Mark Rippetoe used Crossfit to promote his super overrated book Starting Strength. Once he got all the advertisement he needed he simply started talking trash about Crossfit and forgot that he became a millionaire thanks to it.

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Thursday, August 15, 2013

10 Pictures To Show Your Girlfriend When She Checks Out Other Men


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