Johnny's Adventures In The Muscle World: Devil in a Red Dress

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California Muscle and Little J were now in a jail cell for assault of a police officer. Their position was getting more and more uncomfortable and their leverage weaker and weaker.

'It's your fault, you dumb fuck!”, said Cali.

“Why me?”, answered Johnny.

“Because you are the one who dropped the barbell in the first place. Stupid skinny...”

“Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!”, said Little J and even tried to punch California Muscle but in the middle of the hit his brain restarted and he stopped with the hand in the air. Cali looked at him, angry as hell, and sat on the bench. After a few hours of silence Johnny said:

'Look man, I am sorry. We have to work together in order to get out of this situation.'

'How? We can't even pay our bail! It's USD 2 000! We are going to stay here for a long, long time!'

'Ding Ding' {someone knocked on the metal prison cell}

It was Molly.

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'Let's go guy! I need your help.', said the devil in red dress. Everything about her was screaming S-E-X. It turns out that Molly has paid the bail of the muscle duo but like everything in life there was a catch. On their way out of the police station Johnny pointed a middle finger at the police officer Lyle McDonald's and said “Fuck you!” by just moving his lips and not making any sound. Once outside Cali started talking:

'Bitch, we want our money, drugs and IDs back.'

'Easy, muscle boy. There is time and place for everything. Remember I was the one who got you out of the little bird cage.'

'Yes, but that's the least you could do after screwing us over.', said Johnny who seemed awfully happy to use adult language.

'Shut up. Puppy boy! What is the real reason you came back, Molly?', said Cali Muscle.

'The truth is I need your help with an investigation against Antonio Montana. I am not who you think I am.'

'Who are you? And we know about the cameras in Antonio's house.' {California Muscle}

'I am a private investigator and was hired by the private organization IronGangsta.com to find evidence against Antonio Montana. That's why I planted the spy cameras in his room. Photos seemed to be an insufficient proof. I need to go back and the spy cameras but I can't do it on my own.', explained Molly.

'What do you need us for? Can't you just do it like the first time?' {Johnny}

'No. The first time I was able to break in after pretending to be interested in dating Antonio Montana. If I meet with him one more time he may expect me to do more than just be a good listener. That's why I need someone to cover me and since you are not in a position to reject offers I decided to use your services', said Molly while putting on red lipstick.

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Johnny's Adventures In The Muscle World: The Golden Picture

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The tree house was now secure and Little J and California Muscle have obtained the perfect position to take a million dollar picture. The camera they “bought” from the pawn shop was so powerful that shooting photos from a few miles was a not problem. It was about 6 p.m. and the deal was usually happening about 7 p.m. or right after Antonio Montana's arm workout. Cali and Johnny decided to experiment with their equipment while they were waiting. Johnny opened the box of the powerful camera and started assembling it. After a few minutes he was done: 'Let's test it!', he said.

The equipment was so big that in some positions it required more than one pair of hands or at least a tripod. Johnny pointed it towards the building in front and looked through the viewer. The landscape surpassed his expectations. The lenses and optical zoom of the machine were so good that viewing objects located in the center of the town was not a problem. Johnny decided to check how the room of Antonio Montana looked through those majestic binoculars. What he saw was unexpected, to say the least. Molly was there.

'Isn't that Molly?', said Little J to California Muscle who was checking whether the nuns have forgotten some of their weed and cigarettes. There was none.

'Are you kidding me? Let me see! ', said Cali and pushed Johnny a little bit. The scrawny boy was not lying:

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'Are you kidding me? Let me see!', said Cali and pushed Johnny a little bit. The scrawny boy was not lying. It was really Molly, even though her hair was a different color. She was dressed in a nice red dress and strangely enough was holding a teddy bear which she carefully placed on the desk of Antonio Montana and left. The teddy was obviously a hidden camera but California Muscle needed more than the average time to realize it.

How did Molly get there before them and why was she in Antonio's room in the first place seemed were questions troubling Cali's mind. However, there was not much time left to think because it was already time for deal. After 10 minutes Antonio Montana entered the crime scene. He was holding a huge instrument case. There were also three men next to him and each of them was carrying a briefcase.

One of them was Christian T. He was the shortest one and was also bald due to constantly injecting himself with powerful anabolic steroids. Antonio opened the case – it was full of illegal growth hormone imported from Mexico.

'U mirin' brahs?*', said Antonio to the buyers. After seeing the drugs the three men next to him opened their briefcases – they were all full of “Benjamins.” At that point one could literally observe Antonio Montana shape shift into a greedy reptile.

'Got you bastards', said California Muscle while taking golden pictures with the powerful camera. One of the steps that was going to make California Muscle And Johnny J free of all charges was already complete, or so did they thought.

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*'U mirin' brahs' - slang for 'Do you admire what you see, brothers?'

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