Tuesday, September 3, 2013

50+ Totally Epic Facebooks Statuses

1. We are the WTF generation: Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook.

2. Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and make bad decisions.

3. Girls problem: They love the ones that hurt them. Boys problem: They hurt the ones they love.

4. No one notices your tears, No one notices your sadness, No one notices your pains, but they all notice your mistakes.

5. I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.

6. Everyone has secrets. Everyone has wounds, some deeper than others. But not everyone has someone to heal them.

7. Life is a game, you can be a player or a toy.

8. Know yourself, and know your opponent. They are never as strong as you think, and never as weak either.

9. Girls can survive without a boyfriend but they can’t survive without a best friend.

10. When the rich robs the poor, it’s called business. When the poor fight back, it’s called violence.

11. Its good to have MONEY and the things that money can buy, as long as you make sure you don’t lose the things money can’t buy.

12. We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

13. Sometimes, when one person is missing the whole world seems depopulated.

14. You want to come into my life, the door is open. You want to leave my life, the door is open. Just one request; don’t stand in front of the door, you are blocking traffic :)

15. The best feeling in the world is knowing your presence and absence both mean something to someone.

16. Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.

17. It hurts when you have someone in your heart, but you can’t have them in your arms.

19. When people starts talking against you…. Means you are growing.

20. A lot of men & women would rather stay single b’coz they are tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.

21. I think the perfect hug is when someone hugs me without asking me.

22. I’m not heartless, I’ve just learned how to use my heart less.

23. When I was a child I was afraid of ghosts. As I grew up I realized people are more scary.

24. You have to stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone.

25. Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.

26. Breakup is just like having the worst nightmare after the best dream.27. Every year I come to the realization that I was such an idiot just a few years ago.

28. You can replace me but you can’t replace the memories you had with me.

29. It’s amazing how someone breaks you heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces.

30. An empty web browsing history is a sure sign of pure guilt. ;)

31. You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, even months analyzing a situation, trying to put the pieces together. Justifying what could’ve, should’ve, would’ve happened. Or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move on.
32. I don’t know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too.

33. Don’t believe the guy who tells you that he loves you. Believe the guy who shows you that he loves you.

34. Judging a person does not define who they are. It defines who you are.

35. Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.

36. Every night we go to bed without any assurance of being alive the next morning but still we set the alarm to wake up.. That’s called hope.

37. Ever looked at your EX and wondered “Was I drunk the entire relationship”.

38. When people have something bad to say about you, its because they don’t have anything good to say about themselves..

39. Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.

40. Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ …. Delete from Msn: Done ✔ …. Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ …. Delete from the Heart: Error

41. Time passes. Feelings change. Memories fade. People leave. But hearts never forget.

42. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

43. Respect is for those who deserve it, not for those who demand it.

44. Flirting is like a game of Chess. One wrong move ….. and you are married :)

45. When someone doesn’t like something, it’s often because they are not familiar with it, or they are too familiar with it.

46. Love has 4 letters, but so does hate; Truth has 5 letters, but so does lying; Friends has 7 letters, but so does enemies.

47. 10% of conflict is due to the difference in opinion and 90% is due to wrong tone of voice.

48. Pay less attention to what people say, and more attention to what they do. Their actions will show you the truth.

49. Tough times are like physical exercise, you may not like it while you are doing it but tomorrow you’ll be stronger b’coz of it.

50. If there are no ups and downs in your life, it means you are dead.

The End