Friday, January 31, 2014

Tour De France - Old School Vintage Photos (35 photos)


Retro photos are awesome!

The best thing is that people back in the day were alive despite the lack iPhones and other "smart" devices. For that reason IronGangsta.com presents retro cycling photos. The collection below has been collected from the cyber space and underneath each photo is a link to the original source of the image.

Old school never gets old since everything new is a well forgotten old! The cycle goes on and on...


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Men With Small Arms Who Got The Girls


One of the biggest myths in the fitness world is that you need huge arms in order to look attractive in the eyes of the female population. FALSE! As Dwight Schrute from The Office would tell you. In fact, there are many people who have big arms and yet their wifes and girlfriends look terrible. That, however, is a another topic on which we will focus later.

You don't need big arms to get the girls and here's a list of people who got/get hot women while spotting chicken arms.

1. James Dead - actor

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As you can see Mr. James Dean had average to small arms and yet he could've had virtually any girl under the Sun.

He just has the looks!

2. Woody Allen - film maker

Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart Konigsberg; December 1, 1935) is an American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician whose career spans more than 50 years.
He doesn't have the arms, nor the look, especially at 70+, but he has something much more interesting - large collection of Dead American Presidentz.

3.Bill Gates - the guy who stole DOS and Windows

Image credit: Credit and Bill Gates in one sentence, are you fucking insane?
Bill Gates is the God of every nerd. He could very well be a part of my list with weird paradoxes since:

if you buy a bottle of milk for USD 1 and sell it for USD 10 you are a "dick" but if you buy DOS for USD 50 000 and later make billions you are a hero. Human logic. 

Do I even need to tell you why this guy could have any girl? 

Well, he has enough money to clone them bitches.

4. Steve Jobs - the most overrated CEO in the world

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Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go hand in hand. They are just two fuckers who used to dispute who is the bigger thief. Apart from Steve Wozniak's work Apple didn't invent shit. It's just a company that takes the idea of somebody else and makes it look more attractive. Yet, millions of people consider Steve Jobs God.

Let me tell you a little story. The phones of Apple known as iPhone are produced by the Taiwanese company Foxconn. The factories of the company are like concentration camps - people sleep, work and live there. They are not allowed to talk with each other, they are not allowed to live - only to work. That's why a lot of employees commit suicide. Foxconn has even installed safety nets so that the workers don't die when they jump out of the building. 

What does Steve Jobs have to say on the subject? Well, he is dead but he didn't care much when he was alive. Think about that the next time you use your iPhone. With that being said it's the whole system to blame and not just one company that takes advantage of the cheap market.

Yes, Steve Jobs was shit but could've had all the girls.

5. Whiz Khalifa - rapper


Whiz Khalifa represents everything that's wrong with the music industry today.

Lack of talent = checked
Gay voice = checked
Lame rhymes=checked
Drug Addict = checked
Ugly tattoos= checked
Shit Style=checked
Brain dead=checked
Anorexia=checked

...still gets the girls.

6.Snoop Dogg - rapper



If you smoke weed you are a loser but if you do it in front of a camera and brag about it in songs you are a role model. Only on planet Earth.

Snoop Dogg has fucked more bitches than Arnold Schwarzenegger has seen in the gyms over the years. 

Is it looks or is it the green color?

Skinny Dog gets the girls!

7.Justing Bieber - famous for trying to sing



Individuals like Justin Bieber is what gives hope to talentless singers to keep on trying and trying to become rich and famous.

and yet he gets the girls.....and the boys....

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Thursday, January 30, 2014

20 Weird Paradoxes In The World


1.If you go to the local supermarket and steal a bottle of milk the security will report you to the authorities but if you steal millions from poor people every day as a banker or a stock broker it's perfectly fine and acceptable. People consider the first person a low life piece of shit and thief while the other person is a class act.

2.If you spend the evening watching movies and porn you “don't have a life” but if you go out and get drunk with a bunch of idiots you “have a life”.

3.If you ask a stranger on the street for a cigarette you may get a “YES” but if you ask for a Vitamin C pill you will most certainly get a “are you fucking crazy”.

4.If you list through someone's Facebook photos it's fine but if you follow him physically you are a “stalker”.

5.When Paul Walker dies it's a tragedy many are affected by, but if a firefighter dies nobody cares.

6.If you tell people that you are going to pay them later you are considered a liar, but if you tell them there is somebody in the sky watching what they do all the time they will believe you.

7.If you tell people that they can have whatever they want by just imagining it and thinking positively (law of attraction) they will believe you, but if their Internet connection breaks they will call the Internet operator.

8.If a woman sleeps with lots of guys she is a whore but if a man sleeps with lots of women he is a player.

9.It is perfectly fine to brag about having sex with endless amount of people but if you have AIDS you are considered a loser.

10.It is perfectly fine to suck the dick of your boss but calling him a faggot is a big “No-No”.

11.It is perfectly fine to kill thousands of people in a war but if you kill a rapist pedophile you go to prison where you get fucked in the ass by other men.

12.It is perfectly fine to say your prayers before eating but you say nothing before shitting. Next time try this: thank you God for this wonderful opportunity!

13.It is perfectly fine to stay late at night and learn difficult mathematical formulas which you will never need in your life after the exam is passed, but it's not ok to stay late at night and do nothing even thought that's the most used skill today.

14.If is perfectly fine to Google your name but if you say out loud: “I fucking love myself.” you are considered a narcissist.



15.It is ok for two women to kiss but when men do it it's gay.

16.It is ok to post pictures of yourself in bikini on Facebook so that strangers can see them but when they ask for your phone number you say: “Get the fuck out freak!”

17.It is ok to criticize somebody for being too hard on himself but when you say: “You are fat as hell” you are into trouble.

18.It is ok to play SUDOKU but if you play video games you are a loser who needs to get a life.

19.If you don't vote you are a loser who does not care about his country but if you vote for brain dead politicians you are a responsible citizen.

20.If you sell cigarettes on the street you are a loser who makes money by making people sick, but if you are the CEO of Philip Morris you are God among men.
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25 Ironic Answers To The Question: “Do you even lift?”


1.Yes, brah. I lift and I am also in love with myself. You miring? {shows biceps}

2.Yeah, brah. We lift things and we put them down. {lifts a pencil and puts it down}

3.Yeah, brah. I always use the elevator. {hates the stairs}

4.No. I have a life, brah, and I am not narcissistic. {actually lifts but feels too small to admit it}

5.No, brah. Lifting is like masturbation – I like the real thing. {masturbates a lot}

6.Why would I lift? You die anyway. {still lifts hoping to look good at 70 years of age}

7.No. Girls don't care about muscle. They only love money. {correct, but still lifts because there is no money in the bank}



8.No. Only people with small dicks lift. I don't need it. {has a small dick and does push-ups}

9.No. I don't like steroids. {actually lifts and buys every supplement under the Sun}

10.Yes, I want to be like Layne Norton. {masturbates to a picture of Layne Norton}.

11.Yes. I squatted 405lbs yesterday. { fat fuck who weights 250 lbs }

12.Yes, I want to be like Mark Rippetoe. {fat fuck who wants to stay fat forever}

13.No, that's for rich people. {does pull-ups on the monkey bars and spends USD 500 on gas}

14.No, I don't have time for it. {plays 5 different video games a day}

15.No, God does not want me to. {prays to the image of Buddha}

16.No, my girlfriend says I look perfect without lifting. {girlfriend cheats all day every day}

17.No, people in the gym are very stupid. {goes to McDonalds's instead}

18.No, what's the point – when you stop muscle turns into fat. {brain dead}

19.Yes, yesterday I bought the latest supplements from T-Nation. {brain dead}

20.No, it's boring. {reads comic books}

21.Yes, it's so cool. {reads comic boos between sets}

22.No, I am not insecure. {trains karate}

23.Yes, I want to become a sex God and kettlebell swings help with that. {has sex only on birthdays, not his}

24.No, I don't care how I look naked. {looks in the mirror before a shower}

25.Yes, but I do it for health reason. {posts pictures on Facebook}
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Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Johnny's Adventures In The Muscle World: Old Friend


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Molly was right in front of the hospital where she once left California Muscle for repair. After a short moment of hesitation she entered the building and started climbing the stairs on the way to the room of Cali. She hated hospitals because they reminded her how weak humans were after all and that life was a dead end street. Like most people she didn't like that feeling and tried to avoid such places as much as possible. To this day she never understood why anybody would want to be a doctor but she was glad that there were people that stupid.

'Hello, Cali! How is my big boy doing?', said Molly standing at the door of the room. Cali Muscle did not hear anything because he was sleeping and dreaming. That's why Molly had to wake him up.

'Wake up you big pile of steroids.', said Molly.

'Hey, I heard that.' {Cali}

'Damn, you not only look bad but you also sound bad.' {Molly}

'Fuck you bitch. Why are you here in the first place? Didn't you get what you wanted?' {Cali}

'No, big fat panda! The file was corrupt.'

'Damn, files these days...back in my day stuff like that never happened.' {Cali}

'Look, we have a job.', said Molly and explained about the map and golden the monument.



'Damn, I knew that the motherfucker holding his dick at the top of that building was special.' {Cali}

'What do you think is in it?' {Molly}

'I don't know.', but whatever it is better make me rich as hell when we steal it.', said California Muscle and started dreaming. Unfortunately for him it was a short one. The steps of men running down the hall were heard and Molly decided to see what is it all about – the people of Antonio Montana. They were coming back for her.

'Come on, we gotta run.'

'Bitch, I am in a hospital bed. What are you talking about?'

'Unless you you get up right now and start running you will remain in one for a much longer time.'

California Muscle got out of bed. It was a painful thing to do but he didn't scream because he didn't want to look like a big pussy in front of Molly which was a super tough girl in his eyes. They started walking fast towards the opposite exit down the end of the hall.

'Here they are.', said one of the bad guys – the fatter one. He was also bald but had a good jaw structure and women liked him and/or his big wallet. He was not a good fucker, however. Nobody is a good fucker anyway.

Molly acted on impulse and got the M-16 rifle out of her bag. Everybody in the hospital looked cured – the patients started screaming and running all over the place. Jesus wouldn't be able to cause such sensation if he was to appear at that point.

Molly and California Muscle were soon in the car. They were going to get Johnny.


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Serge Nubret - Rare Photos (35 photos)


Serge Nubret (October 6, 1938 – April 19, 2011) was a French professional bodybuilder, bodybuilding federation leader, movie actor and author.

Serge was awarded many bodybuilding titles, including IFBB Mr. Europe (1970) Tall, NABBA Mr. Universe (1976) and WBBG Pro. Mr. World (1977). Serge Nubret's nickname is "The Black Panther".

IronGangsta.com presents 35 rare photos of The Black Panther collected from the cyber space.

Enjoy.

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