Quotes About Love: Happy Love Day Motherfuckers

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."

― Dr. Seuss

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"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you."

― Elbert Hubbard

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"Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that."

― Martin Luther King Jr.

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"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not."

― André Gide

"Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you because they love you for who you are. The things that seem insignificant to most people such as a note, song or walk become invaluable treasures kept safe in your heart to cherish forever. Memories of your childhood come back and are so clear and vivid it’s like being young again. Colours seem brighter and more brilliant. Laughter seems part of daily life where before it was infrequent or didn’t exist at all. A phone call or two during the day helps to get you through a long day’s work and always brings a smile to your face. In their presence, there’s no need for continuous conversation, but you find you’re quite content in just having them nearby. Things that never interested you before become fascinating because you know they are important to this person who is so special to you. You think of this person on every occasion and in everything you do. Simple things bring them to mind like a pale blue sky, gentle wind or even a storm cloud on the horizon. You open your heart knowing that there’s a chance it may be broken one day and in opening your heart, you experience a love and joy that you never dreamed possible. You find that being vulnerable is the only way to allow your heart to feel true pleasure that’s so real it scares you. You find strength in knowing you have a true friend and possibly a soul mate who will remain loyal to the end. Life seems completely different, exciting and worthwhile. Your only hope and security is in knowing that they are a part of your life.” 

― Bob Marley

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"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."

― Friedrich Nietzsche

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"Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own."

― Robert A. Heinlei

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"If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything."

― Marilyn Monroe

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"Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings.

― Anaïs Nin

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"The heart was made to be broken."

― Oscar Wilde

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"Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary."

― Oscar Wilde

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"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell."

― Joan Crawford

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"And, in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make."

― Paul McCartney

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"The very essence of romance is uncertainty."

― Oscar Wilde

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"Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up."

― James Baldwin

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"Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it."

― Candace Bushnell

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"Above all, don't lie to yourself. The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to a point that he cannot distinguish the truth within him, or around him, and so loses all respect for himself and for others. And having no respect he ceases to love."

― Fyodor Dostoyevsky

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"If he’s not calling you, it’s because you are not on his mind. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn’t follow through on little things, he will do same for big things. Be aware of this and realize that he’s okay with disappointing you. Don’t be with someone who doesn’t do what they say they’re going to do. If he’s choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn’t respect your feelings and needs. “Busy” is another word for “asshole.” “Asshole” is another word for the guy you’re dating. You deserve a fcking phone call."

― Greg Behrendt

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"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."

― Robert Frost

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"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"

― Scott Adams

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"I do not trust people who don't love themselves and yet tell me, 'I love you.' There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt."

― Maya Angelou

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"The more one judges, the less one loves."

― Honoré de Balzac

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"If you love and get hurt, love more.If you love more and hurt more, love even more.If you love even more and get hurt even more, love some more until it hurts no more..."

― William Shakespeare

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Johnny's Adventures In The Muscle World: Johnny Trains Chest With California Muscle

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It was 4 a.m. and Johnny was already waiting for California Muscle in front of Crap Is Golden Gym. The weather was quite cold and Johnny was freezing. He was looking at his watch when he heard a strong male voice:

'Are you ready for training?'

It was California Muscle. He was not wearing even a shirt despite the low temperatures. His muscles looked hard as rocks and there were veins popping everywhere. He was a mountain of muscle and a sight to be remembered. Little J was scared to death from what was about to happen but he tried to hide it as much as he could by avoiding eye contact with California Muscle. A few minutes later both men were already in the locker room getting ready for hardcore bodybuilding training.

'Wait here, I have to do something before we hit the weights!', said California Muscle and went to the bathroom with a small purse. Johnny had hard time understanding the actions of California Muscle who was quite often acting weird but since Cali was a muscle God his word was like an universal law – you just had to obey. 10 minutes later California Muscle got out of the bathroom and there was a distinct smell of surgical spirit around him.

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'He probably has a wound he has to take care of.', thought to himself Little J when they were entering the weight room.

'It's time for some heavy bench presses....let's work some chest baby....let's get swollen as a motherfuckerrrr', screamed Califonia Muscle and went towards the chest training section of the gym. Johnny was scared to death. He has never done a bench press before. He was using mostly machines to target his pectoral muscles. 'What if I die ?', was thinking Little J.

The weight was set and waiting for Johnny. It was just the bar or about 45 pounds. Johnny was supposed to do 15 repetitions. He unracked the weight and started pressing it. He did about five reps when California Muscle screamed like a mad man:

'Get your s* together.....you big sissy! What the f* is this? What am I seeing? Squeeze the bar hardeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrr'.

By the 12^th repetition Little J was ready to collapse and during the whole time was thinking: 'I am a good boy mama. Why are bad things happening to me?'. Doing 15 repetitions with the bar seemed impossible when suddenly he remembered why he was doing all this in the first place – to get the girls with his new physique. He looked around and with the corner of his eye saw a girl which he estimated to be 7 out 10. It was the CrossFit girl he helped a few days ago. She was looking at him. Little J's heart beat sped up and he felt more powerful then ever. He ended doing a a total of 20 reps instead of 15. After the set was done Little J felt proud as a lion but his trainer was not so happy: 

'Fucking pussy, can barely bench the bar!' said California Muscle while shaking his head as a sign of resentment.

The whole workout consisted of 15 exercises and took about 2 hours. By the end of it Johnny was so tired that he couldn't think straight anymore. The process required too much effort and seemed complicated. He went home and had to vomit after the torture he went through.

The hardest thing for Johnny however was the diet regimen that Califonia Muscle gave him. Johnny was supposed to eat only tuna and ramen. It turns out that the combination of those foods was extremely anabolic and very helpful for people looking to get really big naturally. California Muscle learned the recipe from a real life Gandalf he met in prison. Since Johnny was determined to enter beast mode and get all the girls he went to the local supermarket to buy all the tuna and ramen they had.

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How Do You Know When You Are In Love ?

I don't know. It may sound sad to you but I have not been in love since I finished high school which probably means that I have never been in love in the first place. I guess this makes me the worst possible person in the world to answer that question. Anyway I will still try.

Many answers comes to mind. The first one is: if you are asking this question you are probably not in love. When you love or like something or somebody you don't ask questions. You know the answers but they seem too hard to admit. Too hard to swallow. It's funny how how we ask so many questions about things we already know.

To me being in love is like finding the missing part of the puzzle, the part that makes it all work, the part that is the opposite of you and still fits perfectly. So, if you feel that way you are probably in love. Here's the catch however. Most people think that when you are in love you will be in love forever. This is not true. Love has an expiration date like everything else in life, including your knees. Being in love and being in love forever are two different things.

As a wise man once said: 

"A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him."

So, to answer your question once again - the time when you don't need an answer is when you are truly in love. 

While you are waiting you may just as well go lift some weights.

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