Thursday, April 4, 2013

Motivational Speakers Can Suck My Dick



I am tired of motivational speakers. I hate them all - Anthony Robbins, Bob Proctor and the "Secret" crew and all other self-help maniacs. I hate them. I hate their little plan and unjustified behaviour. They behave like some sorts of Gods who know everything and use annoying techniques when in the end of the day it's all about money. You think they give a singular fuck about your pain? Try not paying them for the seminar. BTW the same goes for all those salesman seminars and become a millionaire in 10 days  boot camps. I prefer to fuck an alligator.

In most situations the plan is the following:

YOU ARE IN PAIN - I KNOW WHY - BUY MY BOOK OR GAY DVD IF YOU WANT TO GET BETTER

It's the same thing over and over again. I honestly believe that most of those people don't know what they are talking about. They are just actors with very good people skills who in most situations manipulate people. Most of  "their secrets" can be written in a single blog post. You don't need a stupid book for that. It's basically the same stupid shit over and over again. By the time the stupid seminar is over most of those motivational speakers probably forgot what they were talking about in the first place. 

I know it's hard to see it because they know just the right words to make you believe they got what you need when in the end of the day you knew what your problem is and what are the possible ways to solve it.

As a wise person once said:

You probably lready know what you need to do to reach your goal but you are looking for a short cut. There are no shortcuts. (well I think there are but that's another story)

We all have the answer deep in the heart. Your intuition is much more powerful than the ideas of some self-proclaimed motivational faggot who just travels and informs people why they feel miserable. Is Bill Gates having seminars about success? Is Brad Pitt having seminar about success? Is there a single motivational speaker out there who was successful in something other than spreading bullshit and charging people for participating in a cult? No.  And just to end this post like a motherfucking gangsta I would paste this quote I got from a forum:

I would assume that Tony Robbins has contributed more toward poverty and homelessness just due to the insane amount of money he charges desperate, borderline poverty individuals to attend his seminars. 

Yeah. Motivational speakers should go motivate a 90 year old man and make that cock go up. 

Motivation comes from within not some faggot selling you crap.