Sunday, February 9, 2014

10 Proofs Employees Are Slaves

1.The boss takes credit for a large percentage of your work, if not all.

Whether you realize it or not your boss is stealing from you. M-O-N-E-Y. In fact, here's a great quote by Charles Bukowski:

How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? ” ― Charles Bukowski

2.You take orders from fake authorities.

A sure sign that someone is treated as a slave is when orders are being imposed on him/her and obedience is expected. There is no real authority on this Earth besides the law of nature itself. All else is man made game and ultimately serves solely egoistical pursuits meant to satisfy greedy evil pieces of shits. Simple.

3.You are being treated as an object.

Employers always treat their workers as objects. The motto is: “There are no irreplaceable people.” Your life is worth nothing to your employers. They probably love the printer more than you because at least it has warranty. Humans don't.

4.You opinion is unimportant.

Nobody at works cares about your opinion. It's all for the best if what you think falls in lines with what the micro-wave thinks – nothing. Creative thinking? Not even once.

Give me my money and keep your mouth shut. You waste of flash.”, is thinking every employer on this planet.

5.You are being watched.

Big Brother is watching you. All the time. Even in the toilet you are being watched. There are companies that monitor the length of the bathroom breaks and your salary is being reduced if your toilet adventures exceed a certain limit. Rights? That's only in the movies.

6.Sexual harassment on the work place.

News flash: your boss wants to roll over your skirt and fuck you hard and deep. He wants to squeeze those tits and make them bounce. Of course the classic secretary blowjob is a must as well.

P.S. Don't think that if you are a man you are safe. There are more gay CEOs than straight ones. One of your options is to get really fat and unattractive but even then you may not be safe.

7.You are being paid fake money.

Money is fake. It's printed by the Federal Reserve and is not worth shit. It's a scam based on debt. In order for money to exist in the real world there must be debt. No debt, no money. Debt=slavery.

8.You can be fired at any time without explanation.

When you start asking questions at work your chances to join the unemployed population increases by about 87.678%. That number is calculated by a calculator so don't complain that it is not aesthetically pleasing.

9.Talking and expression of oneself is not tolerated.

Employees are usually not allowed to talk, laugh and share opinions. They are expected to follow orders, keep their mouth shuts, the hearts suppressed and enjoy the occasional screaming of their supervisor. Some of you will say: “It's nothing like that where I work.” If that's the case consider yourself lucky and try going to work naked next time – see how they will like that you fat motherfucker.

10.You know nothing about the ultimate goal of the company.

Employees are being kept in the dark – from the cleaner to the branch manager. It's the CEO and the Board of directors who decide the direction the company. Whether you lose your job or not is considered an unimportant subject. Whether you die or not is even less important but it's preferable that you don't die on company land. You are making the landscape look ugly and hurting the value of the shares. Please, be a good employee and just don't do it.