1.Saying “I am pretty”
in front of the mirror. Mirrors can't hear.
2.Saying “I hope it
doesn't rain.” before checking the weather. What is that supposed
to do for you?
3.Trying to convince an
Apple zombie that he is a stupid brain dead moron. It's like talking
to a brick.
4.Talking to players while
watching football on TV – they can't hear you dumb fuck.
5.Explaining how the
computer works to your grand mother.
6.Taking testosterone
boosters – you get the same effect by not taking them. So there is
no need to take them.
7.Screaming when no one
can hear you.
8.Having a briefcase fool
of money on a deserted island – tell me when tigers start accepting
cash not to kill you.
9.Writing “http://www.”
in front of websites.
10.Playing basketball,
hoping to get taller. Keep jumping – maybe one day you will.
11.Trying different cures
for baldness – nothing truly effective so far.
12.Saying: “Please,
don't take my house.” to a banker.
13.Typing “Justin Bieber
naked” in Google while expecting to see photos that are not gay.
14.Turning the lights on
when there is no electricity.
15.Trying to break
something that cannot be broken.
16.Doing 30 minutes of
cardio after eating 10 Big Macs. Still fat.
17.Hoping not to get old.
18.Buying flowers for
someone who doesn't love you.
19.Trying to turn a hoe
into a housewife.
20.Giving more money to
Bill Gates – it's like pouring a bucket of water intro the ocean.
Nobody is going to notice.
21.Clicking on this link.
