1.Celebrities are people
and therefor they are born and die. In between they go to the toilet.
2.Celebrities get rich by
taking little amounts of money from large amounts of people.
3.A lot of celebrities are
in fact ugly as hell. The number is bigger than you think. Photoshop
and make-up can only do so much. An ugly motherfucker will be an ugly
motherfucker, no matter what.
4.Many celebrities are
phonies. For example Rick Ross is a former correctional officer but
decided to steal the identity of a real drug kingpin - “Freeway”Ricky
Ross. Unfortunately, that fat piece of shit is all over the radio.
5.Most celebrities are not
as rich as you think. They have a lot of debt and in case you don't
know cocaine costs a lot. Somebody has to provide for the goods.
6.Celebrities actually
have less sex than they want you to believe. No Joke.
7.To get to the top many
celebrities have used ancient techniques such as sucking dicks of
rich bastards. It works but you still have to find the right dick to
suck. Those who find the right dick go forward.
8.Celebrities can't locate
your country on the map.
9.Celebrities don't give a
singular fuck about the small people who make them rich. In fact they
look down on them and consider not worthy.
10. Being a celebrity does
not guarantee you a happy life, just a noisy one.
11.Celebrities are
brainwashed real hard. They believe that the whole world owes them
something and they deserve to be the center of attention because it
was God's will. Yeah, right and there was a frog rain yesterday. Try
harder next time.
12.Many celebrities have
truly small dicks and tits. Very, very small. Smaller that the dick
of a lego toy.
13.Celebrities can't go to
the local market without hiding their stupid faces.
14.In real life movie
celebrities are much different than the characters they play.
15.Celebrities are
selfish.
16.Celebrities want you to
feel inferior and believe that your life is boring and pointless.
They are wrong.
17.Most people have
developed fetish for celebrities. They look at their nipples a lot.
That needs to stop.
18.Celebrities download
illegal music and videos. Probably more than you.
19.Celebrities masturbate
in front of the mirror every day.
20.Celebrities are not
Gods.
