Since a very
early age humans are exposed to the power of the nipple whether they
realize it or not. When we are kids the nipple feeds us and after we
grow up we obey to the nipple. The female nipple is a very important
symbol in modern society. In fact, its meaning is much deeper that
some tend to think. I call people like that – the nipple
underraters. Never underrate the nipple just because you don't get
it. It's deeper than you and me.
Showing a
nipple slip is the first step to becoming famous – there are a lot
of female celebrities proving my point. But why? Why does someone get
so much attention when her nipple slips? Is this the first time
people see a nipple?
No, the
reason why nipple slips are so successful at producing brain dead
celebrities, whose self-worth is measured by the number of malls they
have visited, is hidden in the fact that humans consider television
the source of all that is worth having or being. Everyone who is on
the TV must be really special. Therefor the nipple of that person
must be quite special too. That's why it represents such a sight.
“Oh, did you see the nipple of Jennifer Lopez?” Well, yeah I did
see it – it looks like a regular nipple to me. Shut the fuck up
Doug.
The main
problem lies in the fact that television and mass media make people
feel like worthless pieces of garbage without an exciting life. We've
been brainwashed by mainstream movies so hard that we can't even
think straight anymore without associating ourselves with a movie
character. Who wants to be Batman? ME! ME! ME! ME! Therefor when the
nipple of a celebrity presents itself in naked form it usually
undergoes massive discussion and analysis. I actually feel bad for
that nipple that sometimes I want to suck it to calm it down. After
all, so much attention can be stressful to such a fragile micro
organism.
We live in a
world full of paradoxes and lack of logic. A nipple slip is a
controversial topic but at the same time many people are frustrated
to find Egypt on a map. The important stuff has lost the battle
against superficial. Don't get me wrong superficial has its place but
it sometimes has to make space for other things. Things like that
prove that people have forgotten to think and rely strictly on
following the program while also blindly believing that “the man”
will show them the right path. It ain't gonna happen! Giving up on
your right to think is like giving your life to somebody else.
Unfortunately, there are plenty of buyers aspiring to take it away
and you are all falling for the cheap selling tricks of “the man”.
Nipples
could also be considered part of evolution. Think for a second –
nipples slips are filters for dumb fucks who are kept busy for hours
by things from that nature. Those dumb fucks naturally form the
bottom of pie while the not so dumb fucks are on top.
Where do you
want to be – bottom or top?
