Sunday, February 2, 2014

The Problem With Porn


The massively used term “porn” comes from the Greek word “πορνη (porni)” which means a “female prostitute”. At the same time pornography literally means “writings of a prostitute”. As you can see you were right to feel a little weird when using the word – you are talking about prostitutes and it's nothing like talking about tic-tacs.

I like watching naked women, in fact if I wasn't writing this article I would probably be watching some porn right now. Oh! Wait! I have a powerful computer capable of multi-tasking. Just a moment. Yes, this is better now. Let's go.

If having sex is a good and desirable thing how come you don't get the best looks in the room when you say you like watching porn. Why do they look at you like you are a heretic? It has to do with the fact that porn is considered dirty, the same way most prostitutes are dirty. There's something about it that some people just can't overcome. What is it? Is it the dressing, the items or maybe the sound?



The biggest problem with porn are the massive amounts of perversion found in it. Thanks to the inventor of the camera, whoever he/she/them is, people can now enjoy all kinds of sexual production – sex with toys, animals, TVs, drills, vacuum cleaners...etc. The list is endless and all kinds of things are getting fucked on camera by humans. We like fucking things. Unfortunately, since many of the things we like fucking either can't speak at all or don't speak human languages we don't know if they enjoy it as much as we do. Let's hope but please don't immediately assume that they all do. Some may some may not. But what happens if you are not old enough to fuck things? What does porn offer to you? Most of the time porn offers a great opportunity to develop a strong forearm but is it that simple of an exchange – since when do people get strong forearms for nothing? Last time I checked only banks could get away with similar actions.

Truth be told pornography can be extremely damaging to the mental state of anybody and especially young people and children. Call me old-fashioned idiot if you with but I don't think it's beneficial for a child to look at a horse getting his dick sucked by a female porn star. Yes, things like that happen more often than you think and in fact represent just a small portion of the menu – depending on your taste and cultural preferences you can have it as a main meal or a dessert. There is no one size fits all when it comes to that kind of things. Hm..I guess they were right when they said that porn is like condoms – there is one that will fit even you.

No, let's get serious. Why do we watch porn? Well, if you haven't noticed by now I've already answered that question. If it wasn't for porn how would humans be able to enjoy the wide variety of sexual combinations offered by mother nature – you can't try it all, you are working and you don't have time for it. Somebody has to clean the apartment and fucking the vacuum cleaner ain't gonna cut it. That's why people watch vacuum cleaner porn while enjoying the benefits of using a vacuum cleaner the way it was intended to be used. The best of both world as some would say. Who doesn't like that? Why I don't see the hands of volunteers up in the air? For the real slim shady Please, stand up!, Please, stand up! Yeah, bitches! This is what I am talking about. Everybody who likes cleaning while watching somebody fuck the cleaning equipment Please, stand up!, Please, stand up!

So, for those who were challenged and did not understand the problem with porn it is as follows:


you risk getting mind fucked! 

4 comments:

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