Sunday, February 2, 2014

Men Like Implants Too


Vanity is one of the most powerful human emotions. It wins every time. To some point there is nothing wrong with wanting to be better and do better but sometimes we just go overboard in our desire to look good while avoiding all the work. It just can't happen and most of the time the results look like shit.

"Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves; vanity, to what we would have others think of us." 

Jane Austen 

Chest Implant & Men

1.Simon Cowells

Image via: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/
Who is he?

Simon Cowells is an English television music and talent competition judge, A&R executive, television producer, entrepreneur, and television personality.

or the simple version

A person that gets paid to tell you how much you suck on TV.

2. Scooby - The Fitness Guru


Who is he?

Fitness guru on steroids with big titties.

Similar procedures reveal how insecure one may feel despite having money and fame. Inserting some kind of implants under your nipples will not solve the problem. Not even close. If anything it makes it worse and you just end up looking silly. Instant gratification was never the solution nor the point of it all.


3 comments:

  1. Does Simon ever take off his shirt?

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    1. The shirt is an implant

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    2. Should have long sleeve shirt. Bicep and tricep implants would be perfect in that case.

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