Friday, January 31, 2014

Men With Small Arms Who Got The Girls

One of the biggest myths in the fitness world is that you need huge arms in order to look attractive in the eyes of the female population. FALSE! As Dwight Schrute from The Office would tell you. In fact, there are many people who have big arms and yet their wifes and girlfriends look terrible. That, however, is a another topic on which we will focus later.

You don't need big arms to get the girls and here's a list of people who got/get hot women while spotting chicken arms.

1. James Dead - actor

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As you can see Mr. James Dean had average to small arms and yet he could've had virtually any girl under the Sun.

He just has the looks!

2. Woody Allen - film maker

Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart Konigsberg; December 1, 1935) is an American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician whose career spans more than 50 years.
He doesn't have the arms, nor the look, especially at 70+, but he has something much more interesting - large collection of Dead American Presidentz.

3.Bill Gates - the guy who stole DOS and Windows

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Bill Gates is the God of every nerd. He could very well be a part of my list with weird paradoxes since:

if you buy a bottle of milk for USD 1 and sell it for USD 10 you are a "dick" but if you buy DOS for USD 50 000 and later make billions you are a hero. Human logic. 

Do I even need to tell you why this guy could have any girl? 

Well, he has enough money to clone them bitches.

4. Steve Jobs - the most overrated CEO in the world

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Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go hand in hand. They are just two fuckers who used to dispute who is the bigger thief. Apart from Steve Wozniak's work Apple didn't invent shit. It's just a company that takes the idea of somebody else and makes it look more attractive. Yet, millions of people consider Steve Jobs God.

Let me tell you a little story. The phones of Apple known as iPhone are produced by the Taiwanese company Foxconn. The factories of the company are like concentration camps - people sleep, work and live there. They are not allowed to talk with each other, they are not allowed to live - only to work. That's why a lot of employees commit suicide. Foxconn has even installed safety nets so that the workers don't die when they jump out of the building. 

What does Steve Jobs have to say on the subject? Well, he is dead but he didn't care much when he was alive. Think about that the next time you use your iPhone. With that being said it's the whole system to blame and not just one company that takes advantage of the cheap market.

Yes, Steve Jobs was shit but could've had all the girls.

5. Whiz Khalifa - rapper

Whiz Khalifa represents everything that's wrong with the music industry today.

Lack of talent = checked
Gay voice = checked
Lame rhymes=checked
Drug Addict = checked
Ugly tattoos= checked
Shit Style=checked
Brain dead=checked

...still gets the girls.

6.Snoop Dogg - rapper

If you smoke weed you are a loser but if you do it in front of a camera and brag about it in songs you are a role model. Only on planet Earth.

Snoop Dogg has fucked more bitches than Arnold Schwarzenegger has seen in the gyms over the years. 

Is it looks or is it the green color?

Skinny Dog gets the girls!

7.Justing Bieber - famous for trying to sing

Individuals like Justin Bieber is what gives hope to talentless singers to keep on trying and trying to become rich and famous.

and yet he gets the girls.....and the boys....