Sunday, January 26, 2014

25 Things You Need To Learn About The Fitness Industry


1.Without abusing steroids you will never be as big as the men in g-strings you see in magazines.

2.There isn't a secret training method out there that will make you look like the Hodge Twins.

3.Supplements are made out of pig food.

4.Creatine is a useless supplement.

5.Eating as much as a professional bodybuilders will only make you fat.

6.Jesus does not exist but if he did he will not give a fuck about squats.

7.Fitness people are stupid, just to go a bodybuilding expo.

8.Small muscles do not equal frequent s-e-x but the same is true for big muscles.

9.True natural bodybuilders can only be found in the gym – they are the smallest ones.

10.Everybody knows that you train to get the girls.

11.Steroids do work on anybody but can kill you and cost money and balls.

12.Size matters – despite what they tell you.

13.Kettlebells don't make you better. Training does.

14.Pavel Tsatsouline, Mark Rippetoe, T-Nation and Bodybuilding.com are business men.

15.There is a sucker born every minute.

16.Bodybuilders don't live “pure lives.”

17.You don't need a lot of protein.

18.There is not such things as body re-composition – you can't lose fat and muscle at same time unless you use chemicals.

19.Not everybody can get big naturally.

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20.Guys like Dave Tate have been on steroids for decades and have no testosterone in their balls.

21.Zyzz was a narcissistic and ignorant person. He didn't change anything.

22.All guys behind the famous fitness YouTube channels are on steroids but will never admit since they are making money and have each other's back.

23.90% of the bodybuilders masturbate in front of Web Cams. Sometimes for fun, sometimes for cash.

24.99% of the research in the bodybuilding field is made up on the spot or faked by supplement companies.


25.Supplements sold by T-Nation are useful only if you need a bottle to store pennies or nails.

26 comments:

  1. "11.Steroids do work on anybody but can kill you and cost money and balls." BULLSHIT, they donot fucking kill you, and they cost about as much as supplements for fucks sakes, as for balls? HCG mofo.

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    1. I see that you are looking for all kinds of way to justify your addition to steroids. I will never accept unless for medical reasons.

      Go somewhere they will.

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    2. I'm not addicted to them, I'm just telling you that steroids DO NOT KILL YOU. They are fucking hormones not narcotics, you treat them just like narcotics. What is your problem anyway? Why do you blindly hate steroids, they greatly improve your quality of life, no side effects suffered and I've been using them for some time now. No one dies by juicing for godsakes I've read medical journals on this shit.

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  2. The other thing I like to mention is that there is nothing wrong with being narcisstic and selfish the world is a fucking shallow place and there's nothing with being vain and selfish. Only pussies say that shit.

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    1. When was the last time you looked through somebody else's point of view. Spoiled prick.

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  3. The addiction I am talking about is both mental and physical. You get addicted to the looks they give you and you can't live without them and spend money on steroids. That's the mental addition.

    The physical addiction comes from the fact that when you should down your own testosterone production you need at least a low dose of steroids to feel normal.

    If you are healthy you don't need steroids. But YOU ARE RIGHT everybody is free to decided for himself/herself. That's only my point of view.

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    1. Wrong, ever heard of HCG? And btw what exactly is wrong with being on TRT by the time you don't care about using? I'm not saying shutting down your natty test is a good thing but, what the fuck is the point? You get more test anyway from TRT and a much better quality of life.

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    2. To be honest I am happy to have you here present the other point of view. Everybody is free to TRT as much he likes. I don't care. But don't come and say you know how to train and that you are natural. You are not doing that but many are. Use as much as you can. I don't care.

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    3. ^I did train naturally though, and I never said that my training methods might be beneficial for someone who's natty. Hell even gh15 would say that the most important thing is the hormones and the quality of hormones not the fucking diet or training (although they are still relevant).

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    4. I don't have problem with people like you. I have problem with liars.

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    5. ^Well then you're also a liar, you're lying about what steroids do, they don't fucking kill you.

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  4. The one thing I cannot fucking stand is your immature hatred of steroids, just because a few bad apples (who had no idea what the fuck they were doing) fuck up. You basically blame steroids for everything. You're no better then the fake naturals in this regard, you hate steroids mainly because you don't know what the fuck they are. I'm not addicted them at all, I've gone off for many periods but the one thing I've realized is that its more damaging to cycle back and forth (learned this from gh15) its much better to blast and cruise (less damaging your body), why the fuck can't you accept steroids? Its a grown mans fucking choice, you yourself said that there far worse things out there, And Testosterone levels really HAVE dropped MEN need Testosterone no nothing they fucking NEED it.

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    2. ^One thing I just need to mention, most men in this century have low test (myself included) I also happen to have a interest in bbing, the other thing I like to mention is that because of this men suffer from a fucking shitty and depressing life. Most men pretty much just suffer in silence, when you take the juice its amazing not only your quality of life improves but so does your health (on TRT doses your health actually improves, although it doesn't really degrade on bbing doses). BTW one thing I need to mention is when the Olympic athletes(in the 50's) were given 1gram of testosterone (a very high dose) the side effects reported were gyno,acne, and testicular atrophy NO OTHER SIDE EFFECTS WERE FOUND, this is when steroids were legal. So are you pulling this "steroids kill you" shit out of your ass or something? Because people like me aren't dropping like fucking flies.

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  5. Also, if you're so damn health concious why the fuck don't you stop eating Junk food? That shit is alot more dangerous then steroids even in low amounts junk food can fuck you up, well? You see that's the thing God forbid if someone feels the need to change his physique for the better the fatass fucking states of america get all butthurt and call him narcisstic or egotistical and God fucking forbid he uses steroids which are the fucking semen of satan himself. Fuck the Media for projecting this bullshit and All praises to hormones.

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    1. If you are so happy why do you care. I thought high test was meant to improve your life.

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    2. Sorry got ahead of myself, I think its the tren. But anyways I just get irritated when I see this shit.

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  6. sibghatullah you sound like a fucking failure.

    i'll let you in on a little secret:

    you know who needs steroids, HRT, bodybuilding, lifting weights and all that shit?

    - not the guys who make the most money
    - not the guys who have power
    - not the guys who fuck the best pussy
    - not the guys who look best naked
    - not the guys who do whatever they want, whenever they want, however they want

    now go inject some steroids in your ass.

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    1. Well, I think you are going a little overboard with that statement. There are many guys who do all of the above and are steroid users - Arnold, Sly...etc.

      I understand the idea but it's just not entirely correct.

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    2. well, those are exceptions. i wouldn't take them to prove anything.

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    3. I don't take steroids because I need to prove something to someone. I just LIKE having muscles? Understand? We all spend money on something be it gaming, whores, sports,etc everyone likes something or has a hobby, this is my hobby and I like fucking having big muscles. This is my last fucking post on this site, goodluck in what you're doing but please stop with the bullshit steroid hate.

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    4. i meant sly and arnie and all their buddies as exceptions. duh

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    5. @Sibghatullah Butt takes for stopping by and taking time to write your opinion. It's nice to see a different perspective. All the best.

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